Translation of (Crazy) dialogue by me:
[TITLE] Ancient Romantic Tragedy "Love Across Time & Space" A Lishu VCR
(This footage is purely fictional) No kidding
[CHARACTERS] Zhi Zunbao (Lay) & Bai Jingjing
BJJ: Zhi Zunbao, I despise you.
BJJ: Hmph, words flow out of your mouth like honey, but your heart believes otherwise. I will never believe you again!
ZZB: No! Jingjing don't!! Gods, why is it that us famous lovers can never be together? Ahhh~ I will travel across time and space to change our fate! [Recites spell] MA LI MA LI HONG~~~
[TRANSITION] A flash of light, time and destiny begin to shift...
ZZB: Argh, I went to the wrong place. I wonder where Jingjing is now?
BJJ: [Drops into water] You stupid monkey, I hate you to the core!
ZZB: Jingjing!! MA LI MA LI HONG~~~
[Now in the modern school setting]
Lay: Hey, Jingjing!
Girl: Are you insane? Who is Jingjing?
Lay: Jingjing don't you recognize me anymore?
Girl: Who is this Jingjing? I'm a famous rock'n roll artist from the northeast. (She is being sarcastic here)
Lay: Then who am I?
Girl: Idiot Zhang Yixing, hurry, let's go. They're waiting for us.
Lay: I'm an idiot? It can't be...so I'm the idiot Zhang Yixing? How do you know this for sure?
...IS THIS REAL LIFE O___O It's really no wonder SM wants to detach him from the Yixing moniker and go by Lay, LOL. Either way, though, is this really the same spacey derp we know now??
Source: Jiaru Bana @ Youtube